Ladies and Gentlemen,

Having seen how the internet has developed over the past 30 years or so, it has become increasingly clear that man is too dumb to handle it. You give him the choice between watching endless cat videos or taking courses in mathematics and philosophy. Which one does he choose?

Friends, it is time for man to revert to a simpler age-

The Age of the Pencil.

the pencil will save humanity
pencil technology forever

Giving man the internet is like handing a high powered machine gun to a baby. Man is just embarrassing himself. Time to turn it off.

ban the internet